Friday, August 18, 2017

Romantic risks: Hero's hammering (written by Daniel)

This fantastic story was written by our reader Daniel who also created the wonderful title card. It's a sequel to his awesome stories Countdown to cum, Painful payment, Recorded wrecking and Mechanical mayhem. I hope you'll enjoy Daniel's story as much as I did! :-))

Featured in this story: Simon and the twins (click for pictures)

Daniel has created a new character for this story: Simon's boyfriend Gareth whose looks are inspired by model Kevin Thompson. Here's a photo that Daniel kindly sent me.

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

“Introducing the superhero duo to define and save a generation! They’re beasts that batter the baddies! They fight the underground of the undergrowth! Stopping crime one wet dream at a time! It’s the Leopard and the Python!”

Will hooted and hollered loudly from across the studio as Simon and Gareth left the small changing room, Michael joining in with a playful wolf whistle. A week before, the four men had played a fun little game in which the twins had won and eight balls had been bruised. The prize for winning was to pick, at random, a punishment for the losing team to endure. And it was obvious that the twins were relishing in their elongated victory.

The punishment the twins chose allowed them to make their own idea for a video to go online, the losers being the stars. The twins had chosen a superhero skit, where they were the villains torturing Simon and Gareth, the heroes.

“Nice introduction.” Gareth chuckled. “What d’you think of the costumes? Awful as you hoped?”

“A million times worse. It’s great!” Will grinned.

The costumes managed to be awful to look at, but also kind of sexy. Gareth’s costume was themed around a leopard, consisting of a leopard print speedo that hung to his large junk like second skin and two equally skin-tight leopard print sashes crossing in an ‘x’ across his chest, the rest of his muscular torso not covered by anything. He had also been forced into wearing crown like headband with a large ‘L’ on it, just so everybody knew that he was, in Will’s words, a massive loser.

Simon’s python themed costume was more complex. He was wearing incredibly snug tights that showed off every inch of his thin legs and crotch, a green scale like pattern decorating him. His chest was partially covered by a thin piece of the scale like spandex spiralling around his torso, meant to resemble a snake coiling around a tree. He was also wearing a belt buckle with the words ‘little python’ resting just above his crotch, which had made Gareth laugh.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Video links: Cup test

Cup safety is a very big concern to men who value their family jewels. But how do you make sure that the babymakers are safe when you are wearing a nut cup? How do you know that your eggs don't just crack when they're hit?

There's only one way to find out, of course. Slap on a cup and try it.

Here are some of my favorite clips featuring guys testing the limits of testicular protection.

The first ones to try it were the pioneers of testicle destruction: the guys from Jackass. Johnny Knoxville himself put his balls on the line in season 2 of their original MTV series in the year 2000, and he inspired generations of young scientists who follow in his footsteps.

New poll: Favorite method

After last month's very personal question let's focus on the stuff you're here for this month's poll: ballbusting stories.

Which cringe-inducing method you enjoy most: Is it biting or slapping? Kneeing, kicking or stomping? Ballbusting with objects or hanging weights from the nuts? Punching, squeezing, standing - or something completely different?

Let me know by voting in this month's poll. And if you have more than one favorite method you're not even forced to choose: more than one answer is possible.

If you check the box "Something different" it would be great if you left a comment here on this post so I know what you're talking about.

The poll is open till September 15th. If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page.

Thank you!

Poll results: Who knows?

Last month I asked a very personal question:  How many people know about your passion for ballbusting?

I told you that I'm very discreet about it, and it seems like I'm with the majority here.

Here are the results:

Nobody. I’m very discreet.   62%
Very few people who are very close to me.   30%
Some friends of mine but I like to choose who I tell.   6%
Lots of people. I’m very open about it.   2%

More than 250 people took part in the poll. Thanks to everybody who participated!

Monday, August 14, 2017


David - artwork crated by Champ

Name: David Gallagher
Age: 19
Hair color: black
Eye color: green

David is a professional ballet dancer and an arrogant asshole. His world revolves around himself, and he thoroughly enjoys humiliating and demeaning people. He rarely encounters opposition to the physical and psychological abuse he dishes out, and he usually fares very well with it. Due to his dancing training he has very strong legs that he puts to very good use.

His long-suffering brother is Danny. His (secret) boyfriend is Parker.

Fun fact: 
David’s fun is Danny’s misery.
See: almost every story featuring David and Danny, for example The Nutcracker

Further reading:

This post has been edited on 08/14/2017 to include the wonderful character portrait created by Champ.

Here’s the original post, previously titled “Who is David?” (original date: 10/05/2014):

Friday, August 11, 2017

Tagged (Fraser and Colin meet Kev)

Special thanks to Fraser for the idea and a lot of details for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who likes to play ball games with their friends!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Featured in this story: Kev (click for pictures)

“Got ya!”

Kev laughed and raised his weapon into the air. The 20 year old jock was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, and a Laser Quest vest.

“You’re too fucking good for us”, came a disgruntled voice from the behind a ramp at the other end of the wall.

“Too bad, loser!” Kev chuckled.

He had been working at the local Laser Quest center for the past couple of months, and he had become quite good at it. Now and then, he invited some friends over to play after the center had closed.

Today, Kev’s buddy Fraser and Fraser’s friend Colin were in the crosshairs of Kev’s laser.

Fraser was 25 years old, a handsome guy with brown hair and a well-built body.

His friend Colin was built like a tank, with more muscles than any human should have, but still in a reasonable frame. Kev had just scored a 5-pointer on the blond hunk, and he wasn’t exactly humble about his score.

“You suck at this, Colin!” Kev yelled cheerfully. “You’re making it way too easy for me to---“

He was interrupted by a hard, well-placed kick in the crotch from behind.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Muscleboy Wrestling: These boys got balls!

Do you enjoy watching a nice, steamy wrestling match now and then? If you do, Muscleboy Wrestling will be your new favorite website!

These guys are awesome: They are young and hot, and they don't shy away from making out with each other, fondling each others' bulging packages and carressing each others' butts. In most wrestling companies that I know, the wrestlers shy away from being overtly sexual with each other, or they use sexual advances to humiliate their opponent.

Not Muscleboy Wrestling.

Oh no.

These guys are sexy and they know it! And they love to go for the balls!

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Video links: Nutball mania (5)

Competition brings out the best in men. Especially if the competition is about tossing a heavy object at your friends' family jewels. Yes, my friends, we're talking about the wonderful game of nutball.

Here's how it works:
  1. Toss a ball at your opponent's family jewels and laugh your ass off when he's screaming in pain. 
  2. Spread your legs and let your opponent do the same to your babymakers.
  3. Repeat until sperm count is approaching zero.
Here are some of my favorite clips of guys playing nutball.

These guys have upped the stakes by adding a punishment for the loser to the game. I guess when you've lost at nutball you don't really care anymore that you have to rub icy hot on your battered balls...

Monday, August 7, 2017


Tristan - artwork created by Champ

Name: Tristan Tanner
Age: 19
Hair color: dusty blond
Eye color: blue

Tristan is a cheerful, carefree skateboarder with a penchant for colorful and explicit t-shirts. More often than not, his devil-may-care attitude endangers his ability to father children, but Tristan is more than okay with getting his balls busted for fun. He knows how to hurt a pair of plums, too, and his friends love and fear him for his mean backhand sack tap.

Tristan’s friends (and fellow skaters) are Sammy and Leo.

Fun fact: 
Tristan is a surprisingly good nutball player.

Further reading:

This post has been edited on 08/07/2017 to include the wonderful character portrait created by Champ.

Here’s the original post, previously titled “Who is Tristan?” (original date: 05/11/2015):

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Best of the busts: July 2017

Every month we look back at the previous month's posts to see which ones you enjoyed most. At the bottom of each post you find a five star rating that allows you to rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars). Your feedback helps me understand what you want to read. Thanks a lot to everybody who left a rating! :-))

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of July 2017: