Monday, February 19, 2018

Snapshot: The training


This is the eighth part of a loose series of short stories inspired by pictures that I found on the web. They don't necessarily feature any of the regular characters. If you have an inspiring picture let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org).

Previous episodes:

The loser
The farmer's sons
The intern
The boyfriend
The package
The nutcracker´
The candidate

Kris took a step back and smirked. "Brace yourself, bro. This is gonna hurt."

"Shit", Tanner grunted and clenched his eyes shut.

He was hanging from the ceiling, tied to the heavy sandbag, unable to protect himself.

Kris had worked his way south, starting at his pecs. When they had assumed an acceptable shade of red, he had moved on to his abs.

Tanner's abs were pretty fantastic - but Kris' uppercuts were, too, and Tanner was in a lot of pain due to Kris' very impressive punching technique.

Now, Tanner's abs were done.

His nuts were next.

Friday, February 16, 2018

New poll: Special Guest Star 7 (pictures inside)


Remember the record breaking number of suggestions for the Special Guest Star poll last year? Well, you broke the record once again. We received a mind-blowing 59 suggestions for our next Special Guest Star story!

Wow! Thank you so much for your suggestions! I can't tell you how much your input means to me!

Now all we got to do is determine the winner. I have set up a new poll to narrow down the field of contenders. In this round you can choose as many as you like, and we'll have a final poll next month to pick the winner from the top candidates.

If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page. The poll will be open until March 15th.

Here are the nominees, in alphabetical order, with ten special options at the bottom:

Poll results: Favorite type(s) of footwear?

Poll results (version 2) - artwork by Champ
Last month I asked you about your favorite type(s) of footwear to be featured in ballbusting stories.

And here are the results (more than one answer was possible):

No shoes - barefoot is best!   42%
Boots   41%
Sneakers   24%
Dress shoes   23%
I don't have a favorite.   9%
Sandals   1%

More than 400 people took part in the poll. Thanks to everybody who voted!

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Video links: DIY (4)


Sometimes, when there's nobody around to crush your babymakers, you just have to take matters into your own hands.

Here are some more of my favorite videos featuring guys hitting themselves in the balls.

"This is the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life", says the guy in the following video. Yup. I'm pretty sure that your unborn children agree.

Monday, February 12, 2018

From the web: Why Do So Many Movie Characters Get Hit in the Balls?


Here's a funny little article from LA Weekly that I stumbled across a little while ago. It's not too long, and it's very tongue-in-cheek as it tries to answer the age-old question: Why Do So Many Movie Characters Get Hit in the Balls?

Here's a little excerpt:

Friday, February 9, 2018

Beach brawl (Dustin meets Leo)

Special thanks to Dustin for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who loves to spend a day at the beach!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.


Featured in this story: Leo (click for pictures)

Leo rolled his eyes.

The skinny 19 year old skater tapped his foot impatiently, letting out an audible sigh. He was shirtless and barefoot, wearing nothing but a pair of dark blue board shorts that contrasted nicely with his tanned skin. He ran his hand through his curly black hair and rolled his eyes again.

“God”, he mumbled. “Hurry up already.”

Usually, Leo was pretty easy-going and relaxed, but today was different. First, he had discovered that the his recent purchase of quality herbal product (for purely medical reasons, of course) was, actually, a bag of utter crap. Then, as he had decided to spend his day at the beach, his car had died. Just like that, out of nowhere. He had made it to the beach by bus, which had been a long and tiresome affair that hadn’t exactly elevated his mood.

And now he was standing in line at the ice cream stand behind some fat guy who was unable to cope with the sheer abundance of ice cream flavors.

“This isn’t rocket science”, Leo mumbled.

The target of Leo’s ire was completely oblivious to Leo’s annoyed mutterings.

“Strawberry”, Dustin said finally. “Strawberry and chocolate.”

The iceman prepared Dustin’s ice cream and handed it to him.

“Hallelujah”, Leo mumbled under his breath. “Finally.”

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Video links: Comedy gems (16)


I think we can all agree that men are pretty useless except for one thing: Making people laugh when they get hit in the sperm factory.

Here are some more of my favorite nutshots from comedy movies, TV and web shows.

Let's start with a classic from 2009: Cock Shot.This parody of telemarketing clips is just perfect. From the delivery of the host ("You'll be taking shots to cocks left and right like a pro!") tp the hilarious facial expressions of his victims - this is nutshot comedy gold.

Monday, February 5, 2018

Best of the busts: January 2018



You know how much your feedback means to me, whether it comes via email (alex@ballbustingboys.org), or in a comment here on the blog, or in the form of a rating: At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars).

Now let's have a look at last month's posts to see which ones you liked best. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of January 2018:

Friday, February 2, 2018

Apprentice of agony: Egos, emos and low blows (written by Daniel)

This is another awesome story written by our reader Daniel (who has created the title card as well). I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Special thanks to our reader Chad S who came up with the idea for this story. The character of Oscar is inspired by this guy.

Previous parts:

Romantic risks

Apprentice of agony



Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Parker and Simon (click for pictures)

“What the hell happened to you?”

As Gareth spoke, he watched as Simon and Parker walked towards him. Parker’s face was pale, and he was grimacing as his hands rubbed the tight bulge in his green jeans. A moment ago, Parker and Simon had walked across the room, Parker quite confident that he’d get the phone number of a hunky guy with a buzzcut if he had Simon as a wingman. Watching their return, it was obvious it hadn’t gone as Parker planned.

“Apparently, straight bodybuilders don’t like guys flirting with them.” Simon grinned. “Who knew?”

“Didn’t you realise he was straight?” Gareth chuckled.

“Course I did.” Parker grinned despite the pain he was in. “Figured it out just before his fist hit my balls.”

Gareth grinned. The three men were at the house party Parker had mentioned two weeks before. They’d been there for just under an hour and Parker had been trying to pick up guys since they’d arrived, being rejected every time. All three men were enjoying themselves and, as Parker never seemed bothered by being turned down, Gareth and Simon were enjoying watching his romantic failures.

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Video links: Nut Sack Tug of War


There are wonderful sports activities that involve your testicles, but unlike nutball or Rock Paper Balls or towel whipping (which we have featured extensively here on this very blog) Nut Sack Tug of War hasn't received the attention that this fine gentlemen's activity deserves. That's going to change today.

Here are some of my favorite videos featuring young men competing against each other in the wonderful game of Nut Sack Tug of War.

The first clip is an undisputed classic of the genre. 150.000 views. 2 young men in pain. 4 testicles hanging by a thread. 45 seconds of athletic gold.